Grab yourself a stool or a table and settle in for a relaxing evening. The drinks are never ending and the music will always keep playing, so long as no one tries to harm the pianist.
Also, please remember to take all fights outside and tip your servers. Without them, this bar wouldn't function and that would be quite a shame.
No matter where you've come from, or what you've done, you're welcome here. No one is a stranger in this bar, so don't be surprised if we already know your name.
Sincerely,
The Bartender
( A word from the moderators. )